• No Joke

    From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Fri Jan 16 12:40:05 2026
    (Looks like protecting law and order has really got their goat...)

    From: https://shorturl.at/Pdvmk (thegatewaypundit.com)

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    BEYOND PARODY: Minneapolis City Attorney Invites Staff to "Healing Circle" With
    THERAPY GOATS as City Leaders Blame ICE for Chaos

    by Jim Hoft Jan. 16, 2026 9:09 am

    You literally cannot make this up.

    While the city of Minneapolis continues to crumble under the weight of
    failed progressive policies, and as radical Democrats fan the flames of
    division against federal ICE agents trying to enforce the law, the City
    Attorney's office has announced its top priority for the week.

    According to an internal email circulated to city attorneys on Thursday
    morning, the Minneapolis City Attorney's Office invited staff to a midday
    "healing circle" designed for "quiet, supportive connection," followed by
    an appearance from therapy goats beginning at noon.

    The email was signed by City Attorney Kristyn Anderson, who, naturally,
    made sure to include her (She/Her) pronouns in her official government
    signature block.

    Townhall columnist Dustin Grage broke the story on X, posting a screenshot
    of the email that exposes just how far the city has fallen into woke
    absurdity.

    Grage wrote:

    "Minneapolis City Attorney's Office emailed staff inviting them to a
    `healing circle' with `therapy goats.' While Democrats fan the flames
    against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time
    with goats. This is not parody. This is Minneapolis."

    BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney's Office emailed staff inviting them
    to a "healing circle" with "therapy goats."

    While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being
    offered quiet reflection time with goats.

    This is not parody. This is Minneapolis. pic.twitter.com/pGpWbKynXN

    - Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) January 15, 2026

    Read the email below:

    CAO friends, I wanted to pass this along:

    Human Resources will be facilitating a healing circle from 12:00-1:00 PM
    in PSB100AB for any City employees who would like to be in shared space
    with colleagues. This is intended as a quiet, supportive environment for
    connection and presence.

    As a reminder, therapy goats will also be in PSB100 beginning at noon,
    and folks are welcome to stop by at any point.

    Participation is entirely optional. There is no expectation to speak or
    actively participate-attendees are welcome to simply sit, listen, and be
    in community with one another.

    Kristyn Anderson (She/Her)
    Minneapolis City Attorney

    This comes as Minneapolis officials, including city leaders and allied
    activists, continue attacking Immigration and Customs Enforcement for
    conducting lawful operations targeting criminal illegal aliens.

    Instead of supporting federal agents tasked with public safety,
    Minneapolis Democrats have chosen:

    * Lawsuits against DHS and ICE
    * Public rhetoric accusing agents of "occupation"
    * Open hostility toward enforcement of immigration law
    * And now? Therapy goats for city attorneys.

    Minneapolis doesn't need therapy goats. It needs law and order.
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    -- Sean

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